"[8], On its opening weekend, the film opened at #1, and grossed $41,030,947 (2,032 theaters, $20,192 average), the biggest Friday to Sunday take since Twilight in November 2008. : Vanessa: No, I said did you feel the earthquake? He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail". : Did I ever ask you for anything? 6 Life Lessons We Can Learn From Madea - The Odyssey Online Meanwhile, in the B-plot to the movie, a prostitute named Candace (Keshia Knight Pulliam) fatefully encounters Josh (Derek Luke), her best friend from . Young kids acting the hell out of control [empties her bag of belts] We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'. You or me? I'm so sorry. Become a criminal of purpose. T.T. Yeah, I hear you, Madea. Yeah. Katie: Mama? Ma to the damn D-E-A! I'm not sure why Madea's name is in the title of this movie. Likewise, the movie tenses up when she's offscreen, becoming the sort of moralistic soap opera we've seen from Perry before. Tanya: First of all I don't know your Grandma, and second of all I don't carry a Bible, it's at home on my mantel. Who I am is conflicting with this dress I have on. 116. brother in jail quotes. Continuity mistake: At the first part of the movie when Candy (the prostitute) leaves the courthouse to talk to Derek, her hair moves between shots. Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. The real story deals with Josh (Derek Luke), an assistant D.A. Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". Madea Goes to Jail () - YouTube People have to learn how to be alone. But Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle - defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington - and asks his fiance and fellow ADA Linda Holmes to fill in on his behalf. : Those who know Perry's oeuvre . Director Tyler Perry Writer Tyler Perry Stars Tyler Perry Keshia Knight Pulliam Derek Luke See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video rent/buy from $3.99 More watch options Add to Watchlist Added by 12.5K users 57 User reviews He grew you in a petri dish! Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Tyler Perry, which was based on his 2006 play. Okay? Madea Goes to Jail received negative reviews from critics, but was a box office success, grossing $90.5 million worldwide against a $17.5 million budget.[3]. Some people are like a branch on that tree. You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you. Your mama did this, your daddy did that. Pete: Katie, you know Toni, that daughter of ours, she's been filling out really nice, and she only lives 2 blocks from me. But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. Hell. - Right. Mama? : You done sat around and been the best man or the best woman you can be and they still want to go, let them go. Madea: You see, some people just gotta learn to be by themselves. Cora: What? You know, I don't know what's wrong with folks, ain't anything wrong with these kids, they just need some love and support and discipline. Okay? At Madea's trial, Brian informs Madea that Judge Ephriam isn't overseeing her case this time. Ella: Madea I don't want to do that in front of all these people. if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. : Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Go. : Ride or die! The play and the film deal with Perry's signature character Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable anger management problems. Madea Goes To Jail Script That old lady is crazy. The New York 'It' Girl: Who Were They and Where They Are Now Tropes for Madea Goes to Jail: Adaptation Dye-Job: Donna and Candace sport pretty wild hair colors while working the streets. I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. Madea Goes to Jail (2009) - IMDb At the first part of the movie when Candy (the prostitute) leaves the courthouse to talk to Derek, her hair moves between shots. Brownies for my brownie! Madea Goes to Jail - Wikipedia While Cora tries to remain calm, reminding herself and Madea with her WWJD bracelet, Madea attempts to kill that driver by lurching Cora's car into the car ahead. Move on, let them go! Madea That was the person that was supposed to come and teach you one thing. [to Ella] You won't go home, [to Nate] I don't know WHY *you're* here. Okay Toni, this is your problem Madea told Toni to go upstairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. : Madea Goes to Jail (2009) - mistakes, quotes, trivia, questions and more Especially if you know that you done everything you can do. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital? Lord, where is my man, Lord where is my woman'. All rights reserved. Ella : : Madea If the wind blows, they're over here, they're unstable. Madea Goes to Jail () - YouTube Donna: Don't need to carry it when you know every word of it. Madea I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them. Madea Madea goes on to say "honey you in jail cause of what you did learn to take responsibility for yourself I can't stand folks wanna be the victimyo mama and yo daddy gave you lifeit's up to you to make something out of it." This not only showed how little Madea can take of others nonsense but also showed a mature side of Madea. If you can't walk up in your house and you ain't got no peace, then something's wrong. I done been through too much hell and high water to come there and let you come up in my adult life where I'm supposed to be at peace and give me all sorts of hell. | I done been there, I was like what was wrong with me? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. It only matters what you answer to. Madea Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. . Madea is picked up by Cora, Mr. Brown, and Brian while Candace and Josh walk out of the prison together and share a kiss in front of the press. Yeah, go on head and spread em. We reviewed our cases over the weekend? comment. Madea Madea Goes To Jail by Lionsgate. After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea (TYLER PERRY) in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. Hell to the yeah! I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day! She tells the class they need to stop seeing themselves as victims and forgive those who led them onto the bad paths they've been on, as they weren't the ones who ended up in jail. That same evening at Madea's house, she is waiting on her front lawn when the police arrive and is arrested after being tackled. I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk. Which film franchise rules them all? Madea: Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". I done been through too much hell and high water to come there and let you come up in my adult life where I'm supposed to be at peace and give me all sorts of hell. And if you don't, we're gonna have an issue'. : On Josh's wedding day, Chuck, serving as best man, tells him that Linda falsified Candace's file. He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". : If the movie is a mess, it's a purposeful mess, cannily, if not artfully, pushing all the right buttons to ensure Perry will be back for another round. It's becoming increasingly clear that this week's "Rock of Ages" is not Get a list of the best movie and TV titles recently added (and coming What to Watch Right Now on Amazon's Prime Video, Music title data, credits, and images provided by, Movie title data, credits, and poster art provided by. If you see somebody fix it or even trying to fix it, that's somebody that cares. They have underated another GREAT Perry film! Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. One being the obvious Madea comedy and the other an over the top drama. 11. Madea Goes To Jail : Lionsgate : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming Ride or die! His aim never produces a completely satisfying or consistently competent-looking movie (his heart's in the right place, if not his camerawork). Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Josh Hardaway lands a case that's too personal to handle: that of a young prostitute and former drug addict named Candace. Most people in the world are like that. Lord, where is my man, Lord where is my woman'. Please enter your birth date to watch this video: You are not allowed to view this material at this time. Jackson Walker as Mr. Brackman, a man who interviews Candy for a job. | Linda mentions to Josh that Candace missed her trial and the judge gave her a seventeen-year prison sentence. Madea Goes to Jail | Tropedia | Fandom People who rated this movie low are just JEALOUS just like spike lee is because Tyler Perry makes GREAT films. Drop it like its hot. I never asked you for nothing! Divorce Settlement Ella This page was last edited on 23 April 2023, at 14:39. : No, no, the only thing that money would be good for is bail. Jesus didn't have no car, Cora. rats Linda out, leaves her at the altar, alerts the media, and prompts a formal investigation. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Madea: [about how sweet T.T. I can't live in dysfunction, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You trying to call me black or somethin'? Madea : I don't understand why people want to be a victim. Filming & Production Marlo Hampton Says Kandi Burruss is "Too Busy Chasing A Bag" To Raise Her Kids. : Get up and go on with your life. Tyler Perrys Madea Goes to Jail - Dove.org That's spread Ella? I was waiting the entire time for how these two plots would weave intricately together and show how the two lives would affect each other. He manages to bring her to his apartment, which makes Linda angry and she threatens to leave Josh unless he cuts Candace out of his life for good. Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. I'm sorry. If you can't walk up in your house and you ain't got no peace, then something's wrong. Madea This is what I learned in all these years on this earth. who unfortunately has no characterization beyond that. 2023 METACRITIC, A FANDOM COMPANY. Madea consults with Dr. Phil McGraw for anger management, but does not cooperate with McGraw, as he tells Cora that he'll be filing this report to the judge. Linda begins to feel like Josh loves Candace and becomes upset. What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? But that sign say "Do Not Feed The Monkeys". Madea : Madea It's been 12 years since Tyler Perry introduced the world to the . Madea Madea [to Sonny] Madea: Cora do me a favor. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns (David and Tamala Mann) rally behind her . I don't understand all these people crying about 'I need somebody. The film was released on February 20, 2009. Katie: You know some people just take foster children in to get money from the state. I know you can't read but that sign say "Do not feed the monkeys". I'm Madea! Madea: He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain. He is prosecuting a young prostitute and drug addict, Candace "Candy" Washington-Collins (Keshia Knight Pulliam), with whom he is already acquainted. Keep those people around, that's a leaf that's trying to grow up and be something else. Technical Specs. A Madea Halloween.'. You gotta be careful with them branches too because they'll fool you. There's even a scene where she pulls an. 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Shut to the up. During a lesson about forgiveness, Madea notices that some of the inmates would rather play victim instead of taking responsibility for their crimes. For as little as the jail had to do with anything, it might as well have been called, "Madea drives a car" or "Madea gets angry". Madea: Cora do me a favor. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. You or me? Chuck overhears this and nearly tells Josh the truth, but hesitates because of Linda's previous threat towards him. The consensus says, "Divided between sincere melodrama and populist comedy, Madea Goes to Jail fails to provide enough laughs or screen time for its titular heroine. Listen, I put everybody that come in my life in the category of a tree. Madea 'I'm sorry, you gots to go. Madea's Top 10 Most Memorable Quotes - Screen Rant Madea Goes to Jail (2009) - Tyler Perry as Madea, Joe, Brian - IMDb "Madea Goes to Jail Quotes." Just sigh Brown. I ain't joking here, now. Candace Washington: What you gonna do? Driving to Madea's anger management counseling, another car cuts ahead of Cora's car fueling Madea's aggression. Joe: Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. Madea: Yeah, go on head and spread em. You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you. | Madea Goes to Jail (Film) - TV Tropes [11] A Blu-ray version was released on November 23, 2010. This is mine'. Sonny, ain't nobody but your wife and Nate were in this house when the baby was hurt, cut his head and almost drowned in the tub, put it together. Madea (Sofa Vergara) as a cellmate and befriends Candace, coming to her defense when she is sexually harassed by prison "boss" Big Sal (Robin Coleman). I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk. Your daddy is out there enjoying his life while you're in prison. It's great that Perry has seized opportunity for himself and for the performers he employs. Josh publicly exposes Linda's tampering with client files to radio shows, The View, and other mainstream media, triggering a mass protest movement to set free those she wrongfully convicted. Madea: Yeah but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock. . Madea He grew you in a petri dish! At Kmart in Mableton, Georgia, a woman steals the parking space that Madea was about to take and acts very snobbish to Madea when she confronts the woman over it, so Madea commandeers a forklift truck to remove the woman's car from the space, wrecking the car in the process. That is crazy as hell! Get up and go on with your life. During the credits, there are more scenes with Madea and Dr. Phil. Madea They're just there to take from the tree, they ain't there to do nothing but take and give shade every now and then. They'll get there and make you think that they're a good friend and they're real strong. Keep those people around, that's a leaf that's trying to grow up and be something else. : : Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama Director (s): Tyler Perry Actors: Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam, David Mann Production: Lionsgate 1 win & 4 nominations. You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. [from trailer] Madea: I've been tearing that ass up. You got to go on with your life. [pulls out a box of brownies] But if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live, you understand? The play and the film deal with Perry's signature character Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable anger management problems. A tree can have a hundred million branches but only a few roots down at the bottom to make sure it gets everything they need. You're here because of what YOU did. 116. Blow the other way, they're over here. Your daddy is out there enjoying his life while you're in prison. People have to learn how to be alone. Madea: You better hear me, That's for sure! What the hell you talking about? In Perry's own words, Madea is "exactly the PG version of my mother and my aunt, and I loved having an opportunity to pay homage to them. When Candace ends up in jail, Madea befriends the young woman, protecting her in a "motherly" way as only Madea can. Yes, we catch her fixing it in the mirror. Quicker on the uptake than any of Eddie Murphy's fat ladies, quicker even than Flip Wilson's Geraldine Jones. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support. Madea Goes to Jail Synopsis: Mischievous grandma Madea lands in jail, where she meets a variety of mixed-up characters. Madea: Cora do me a favor. New York mints these women: famous for being out, famous for being young, famous for being fun, famous for being famous. Madea: If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like! Sonny Say somethin' else smart to me! If you don't know how to be by yourself, what you gonna do with somebody else? Blow the other way, they're over here. Sonny : : The film received negative reviews from critics, with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 29% based on 52 reviews, and an average score of 4.90/10. Katie | : The critics have done it AGAIN! When Candace winds up in jail, Madea . I'd rather be in a corner by myself with a puppy and a goldfish and be happy than to be sitting around with somebody in my house and wondering what the hell they there for. I see people taking in foster kids just to get money off of them, you need to watch how you treat these kids. You hear me, Sonny? It's all right to sit around and be depressed for a minute, cry about it, do whatever you have to but don't stay there too long. Donna's crown and top layers are bleached blonde with brownish locks while Candace wears a fiery red wig. They're just there to take from the tree, they ain't there to do nothing but take and give shade every now and then. Hell, that's what that time is for, to get YOURSELF together! This was actually 2 movies in 1 where neither had anything to do with each other. Joe Madea Goes to Jail Reviews - Metacritic [Ella comes out of the closet] Ella! Release Dates This is a movie about black peoples problems.And how unfair Society is.NOT FUNNY and BAD ACTING. : We rank over 60 of cinema's most Ranked: The Best and Worst Movies Based on Plays and Musicals. Starring: Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, David Mann, Keshia Knight Pulliam. Madea Goes to Jail Full Movie (2009) FREEWATCH FULL MOVIE FREE! https://re.movieunlimited.net/movie/tt1142800/WATCH MORE MOVIES NOW! https://www.yout. "Madea Goes to Jail Quotes." Madea : Instead they just ended up at the same jail and had a couple minor scenes together. 1 May 2023. He breaks down when he talks about one particular night when he took her to a party at his friends' insistence, where they gang-raped her after he left to go on a date. I made them myself. Some people'll come in your life for a lifetime, and some'll come for a season. T.T. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. Josh later takes Candy out to eat and gives her his business card for future assistance. Madea Goes To Jail Addeddate 2021-10-30 11:46:03 Identifier madea-goes-to-jail-360-p Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. : This causes Linda to get jealous and fear Josh may be cheating on her. Call the po-po, ho! Sometimes in front of her shoulder and sometimes behind her shoulder etc. : - It's all over the news. : Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? Linda blackmails him to keep his mouth shut under the threat of telling their boss Fran (Aisha Hinds) that Chuck cheated on his bar exam to get his law license. Mm-hmm. The film was released on February 20, 2009. https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_131851, https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_quotes_131851. : But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. People be rebuking Satan, I'll be rebuking Satan and beating the hell out of everything that's up in there until they get out. : Madea Madea It is the fourth film in the Madea cinematic universe as it follows up from the cameo appearance of Madea in the previous film Meet the Browns and it features Cora and Mr. Brown from that film. It broke Madea's Family Reunion weekend gross at $30 million as the highest weekend gross for a Tyler Perry film. I murdered 18 men. I believe it was done as a marketing scheme because chances are that no one would have given this video a second glance given the real story. "Uh, Dianne, tell me . 7 biggest mistakes in Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens, The 20 biggest mistakes in The Wizard of Oz, 40 biggest mistakes in The Big Bang Theory, 6 Cool things you've never noticed in movies, The biggest mistakes in the Harry Potter movies, 25 mistakes you never noticed in great movies, 7 mistakes in Beetlejuice you never spotted. But if you tell somebody 'What you're doing is hurting me and I need you to stop' and they keep doing it, they don't care. I know you cant read. How old was he? : Young kids acting the hell out of control Madea Madea Josh later runs into his friend Ellen (Viola Davis), a former drug addict and prostitute who has now become a minister who helps other women get off the streets.