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Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] * YouCanLeaveYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? Max often oppressively stares at Paddy or anyone who has offended his tastes and often shouts "H-how dare you!". Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. Yesterday at 10:21 AM. * HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them set up by Brian is seen one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. After having been disappointed by the breakdown of their campervan and also a failed porn shoot, the two of them decide to kill time by catching a train to Middlewood. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. * NonIndicativeName: The Patelster, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]. * VocalEvolution: Maxs voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kays voice. Menu. * BritishBrevity: Only six episodes were made. Login to create it. ''Max And and Paddy's Road To to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere - British Comedy Guide Peter Kay touched on this in the DVD commentary of Phoenix Nights, saying that he should have told the production company to buy a larger motor home than the Ford as he intended to use it in the spin-off. ** One can only guess what Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. This starts a fight between Raymond and Max and Paddy but before they get beaten up, Max and Paddy are taken by the wardens and are told that their sentences were reduced to community service after Tina explains that what happened was done due to stress after the whole Daniel incident. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. How many kids does Christine McGuinness have? After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Billy is arrested, Paddy gets better and the police pardons the two of them, despite an earlier event regarding a speed camera. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]]. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Maxs counter that he has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. Shortly after the series, the two characters starred in their own fitness video entitled "Max & Paddy: The Power of Two", which features a cameo from Brian. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. Later, Max spots in a local newspaper a 40th birthday message for his old school friend Kevin 'The Wolfster' Wolfson, who had moved to London some years before. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. He's a bog-standard white man. We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. The pair arrive in North-East England where Max meets his old friend and once fellow-doorman Billy "The Butcher" Shannon. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. Get all the latest news and information in your inbox, with our range of email newsletters to meet all interests. * OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle). He was tunnelling towards the next cell. Paddy's fear of getting "bummed" in the showers come close to true when he drops the soap in the shower. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere. Billy is also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. When Max and Paddy reach the cattle market, they discover the pig in ill health and they've been conned. * LudicrousGibs: Implied in the case of the weird farmer's wife, who got killed by a combine harvester. The DVD also included extra workout tips and a segment instructed by Brian Potter live from the Phoenix Club. See FanDisservice. Kay and McGuinness do not provide the DVD audio commentary. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles "Charlie's Anals"]] DVD. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. But then again, there was no way the rest of the Phoenix staff knew about it, assuming Brian kept it to himself and went along with the campaign anyway. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman. He also keeps a poster of, * BigDamnHeroes: Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. Max and Paddy by Ann Jordan - Dailymotion When Billy catches Paddy snooping about his stuff, Billy pulls out his revolver and prepares to shoot him. At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Everal A. Walsh is a British actor Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. ]], * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max's attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. With Shannon now unconscious and arrested, Max and Paddy slip away from a police lecture - due to the fact that earlier in the episode they cut down a speed camera - and drive-off into the night. * HappilyMarried: Tina and Kevin Wolfson/"The Wolfster". He goes on to say that the relationship abruptly ended after she overheard him and his friends making jokes about her height. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) - IMDb The episode concludes with Tina, Max's ex-love, admitting to the authorities that Daniel is actually Max's son and he was acting under stress when he stole the bus. Today at 2:34 AM Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks How many times are you going to play that song?, * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that, * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terrys All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to the 1970s American series B. J. and the Bear. PHONE Hello? [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. The staff, however get punished as well as Brian, at the end of Episode 4. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere (Series) - TV Tropes After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. Episode 1's opening theme is instrumental and episodes 2 - 5's closing themes are too. * IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face. Politically Incorrect!". * PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). This calls for them to take drastic action. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) s01e04 Episode Script Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. They've got the wrong bus however, and are soon captured by the police and sent directly to prison. [[HandsomeLech Paddy]] exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long-lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. ]], * JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. * UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers: Gypsy Joe is possibly an Irish Traveller, judging by his accent and the nationality of his actor, though as far as Max and Paddy are concerned, he's just a RoguishRomani. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. He also reveals that he once had a one true love by the name of Tina. ''With her pincer. Maybe one or two biological weapons though. No wonder Tina left him. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them, set up by Brian, is seen on one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]].